Thursday, April 06, 2006


Day 6:

The art of doctor-patient communication:

Dr. Z: Mr. 'Jones,' we need to draw your blood. Why don't you want to let us do that?

Mr. Jones: Doc, you can't squeeze blood from a turnip.

Dr. Z: That's right, turnips don't have blood. But you're a human being, so you do.


At 12:20 AM, Blogger sarj√© said...

Perhaps he's a human being AND a turnip...?


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