Wednesday, March 09, 2005

It's All About Perspective

How_to_date_a_white_womanNERVOUS ACID - As pathetic as my love life is — and I'm, like, totally hot — it always helps to know there are bigger losers out there. But just how do you know you're a bigger loser than me? It's hard to say, but I think I've figured it out: Instead of picking up dating tips from romantic comedies or staring at people on MySpace whom you have no intention of e-mailing, you go to Amazon.com and buy books. Books like How To Date A White Woman: A Practical Guide For Asian Men. (Says one excited customer reviewer, "I got this book, man, and, wow, it helped me even though I'm not Asian!") If you act today, Amazon will bundle this title with The Complete Asshole's Guide To Handling Chicks for only $30. Don't ever say I never hooked you up.

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